Erin Smith, MSIII
You are the BEST?
She said with a smirk
As she prepared herself to hit the dirt
The best of you is of others’ invention!
It spewed from her lips
Like unfiltered venom
You think you’re so smart
But your brain is a weakling
With knowledge borrowed from the pages of Wiki
A great taste in music
Of which you are so proud
Comes straight from that iPhone, from Siri, the Cloud!
That humor and wit
Has others rolling to and fro
Would they laugh at all if they too watched the Late Show?
You are a human compass
But where would you be without GPS?
Completely informed political views?
How informed must you be
To simply disagree with FOX News?
From what I recall
Your sculpted physique
Is the product of photoshop and printer ink
I say one thing of yours is truly the best
You lie and you cheat
To bamboozle the rest
Congrats on your achievement!
You’ve won this round
You’re also the best at pushing me out.